Here's How You Make Sex Awkward in Five Words

September 4, 2015

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There’s a new trend on Twitter where people try to come up with a phrase that would INSTANTLY make sex awkward.  And it can only be five words.  Here are the 10 best ones online.

 

1.  “Grandpa died on this bed.”

 

2.  “They say it’s not contagious.”

 

3.  “That is not my name.”

 

4.  “What are good kid’s names?”

 

5.  “I kind of like Nickelback.”

 

6.  “Where do I put this?”

 

7.  “My ex always did that.”

 

8.  “I think I love you.”

 

9.  “I learned this in prison.”

 

10.  “My cats like to watch.”

 

 

(Cosmopolitan / Twitter)