The Eight Best Things About Being Single on Valentine's Day

February 13, 2015

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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, but if you don’t have a date, it could actually be a GOOD thing.  Here are the eight BEST things about being single on Valentine’s Day, according to “Cosmopolitan” . . .


1.  You can do whatever you want.

2. You don’t have to stress about what to get someone . . . especially if you’ve only been seeing them for like, a month.

3.  You don’t have to pretend to like someone’s lame gift.

4.  You don’t have to go out to a crowded restaurant.

5.  And you don’t have to spend $100 on a prix-fixe dinner that’s not even that good.

6.  There’s no pressure to “perform” at the end of the night.

7.  There won’t be a huge fight if the night doesn’t go perfectly.

8.  If you go out to a bar, you’re basically guaranteed that everyone there is single . . . and looking to get some.